Raspberry Reboot

In 2026, Twin Eagle Brewing hit CTRL + ALT + DEL on tradition and launched a bold new system update: Y2K: Raspberry Reboot. It’s a raspberry-flavored stout that pours dark as your old monitor screen, then boots up with bright berry notes on the finish.

Fair warning: Left Head is completely against this (something about “fruit in stout is a critical error”). But Right Head saw the pop-up message — “Install Raspberry Reboot?” — and clicked YES without reading the terms. No regrets. No restore point.

Ingredients: Pale, Dark, and Roasted malts. Raspberry. Flaked oats. Northern Brewer hops.

What You Should Taste: Deep chocolate and roast up front, then a quick raspberry “startup sound” that keeps it smooth, not sweet.

Try it with: Chocolate brownies, smoked brisket, cheesecake, or anything you’d eat while yelling “Why is the internet so slow?!”

Did you know? Fruit stouts don’t have to be sugary — done right, they’re more “fresh reboot” than “blue screen.”